Thought you all might get a kick out of this one--I did. M
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Hillary Clinton died and went to heaven. As she stood in front of St.
Peter at the Pearly Gates she a saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
She asked. ""What are all those clocks?" St Peter answered,
Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time
you lie the hands on your clock will move"
"Oh," said Hillary, "Who's clock is that?"
That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved indicating
that she never told a lie"."
"Who's clock is that?" "That is Abraham Lincoln's clock
The hands have only moved twice telling us that Abe only told 2 lies
in his entire life
"Where's Bill's clock?" Hillary asked
" Bill's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan