This is a bit on the ugly side.

This is a bit on the 'ugly' side but sort of cute, too. It came all the way from Hawaii. I personally am tired of hearing about President Clinton's escapades, but still, sort of cute. Shirley, I think I will take this to Laughlin and see if I can get Lynda or Sherry to read it.

Limericks
>> There once was a gal named Lewinsky
>> Who played on a flute like Stravinsky
>> 'Twas "Hail to the Chief"
>> on this flute made of beef
>> that stole the front page from Kaczynski
>>
>> Said Bill Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky
>> We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski
>> Since you look such a mess
>> use the hem of your dress
>> And wipe that stuff off your chinsky
>>
>> Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
>> what Kaczynski must surely have known:
>> that an intern is better
>> than a bomb in a letter
>> when given the choice to be blown
>>
>> There was a young girl called Lewinsky
>> Who caused as much stir as Kaczynski
>> When on Kenneth Starr's lap
>> she confided, when trapped
>> "Bill Clinton is hung like Nijinsky."
>>
>> (Nijinsky is a thoroughbred racehorse, not to be confused with the ballet
>> dancer!)
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