Thought you might get a kick out of this one--I thought it was worth sharing for a light laugh!  M
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> 70-year-old George went for his annual physical.  All of his tests came
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> back with normal results.  Dr. Smith said, "George, everything looks
> great physically.  How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you
> at peace with yourself, and do you have a good relationship with your
> God?
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> George replied, "God and me are tight.  He knows I have poor eyesight,
> so He's fixed it so that when I get up in the middle of the night to go
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> to the bathroom, POOF, the light goes on when I pee, and then, POOF,
> the light goes off when I'm done."
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> "Wow," commented Dr. Smith, "that's incredible!"
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> A little later in the day, Dr. Smith called George's wife.  "Thelma,"
> he said, "George is just fine. Physically he's great.  But I had to
> call because I'm in awe of his relationship with God.  Is it true that
> he gets up during the night and, POOF, the light goes on in the
> bathroom, and then POOF, the light goes off?"
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> Thelma exclaimed, "That old fool!  He's peeing in the refrigerator
> again!"