Took me a second or two, but the ending on this is cute.  M
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A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market looking
for a rooster. He was hoping he could get a rooster capable of servicing
all of his many hens. When he told this to the market vendor, the vendor
replied: "I have just the bird for you, Ricky here is the horniest rooster
I have ever seen!"

So the farmer took Ricky home with him. Before setting him loose in the hen
house though, he gave Ricky a little pep talk. "Ricky," he said, "I'm
counting on you to live up to your reputation, and cover every hen in
there."

Without a word Ricky strutted into the hen house.
When he saw the chickens he went wild, mounting each one like she was the
only hen on earth. There was much squawking and many feathers flew, 'till
Ricky had finished having his way with every one. But Ricky did not stop
there, he went in to the barn and mounted all the horses, one by one and at
the same frantic pace.

Then he went to the pig pen, where he did the same.
The farmer, watching all of this in disbelief, cried out, "Stop, Ricky,
you'll kill yourself."

But Ricky continued, seeking out each farm animal in the same manner. The
next morning, the farmer looked out and saw Ricky lying there on his lawn.
His legs were up in the air, his eyes rolled back, and his long tongue
hanging out. A buzzard was already circling above him.

The farmer walked up to Ricky, bent down and said, "Oh you poor
thing,  look what you've done, you've gone and killed yourself. I warned
you my little poppet."

"Shhhhh," Ricky whispered, "The buzzard's getting closer".