Kind of crude but comical too.
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Subject: Wet President
One day Bill Clinton slipped away from the Secret Service and was out
jogging. He accidentally tripped and fell off a bridge into the cold
water below...
Three 10 year old boys were playing along the river and saw him fall
in so they all jumped in and saved him and dragged him to shore.
He was so thankful that he told each of them, "Boys, you just saved
the President of the United States and each of you deserve a reward."
The first boy says, "I want to go to Disneyland!"
"I'll take you there myself!!!" exclaims Bill.
The second boy says, "I want a brand new pair of autographed Nike Air
Jordan's."
"I'll buy them for you myself," says Bill.
"And I want a motorized wheelchair with a stereo built into it with
custom speakers," the third boy says.
The president looks at the boy and says, "But son you don't look like
you are handicapped to me."
The boy says, "I'm going to be when my dad finds out I saved your ass
from drowning!!"