5, 6, 8, 9 & 12 are particularly on the mark.  The rest certainly seem to
apply, too, though!  Cute.
----- Original Message ----- THINGS I WISH I'D KNOWN

1.   Any and all compliments can be handled by saying, "Why, thank you!"
It helps if you have a Southern accent.

2.  Work is necessary, but it's not the most important thing.

3.   Never continue to date anyone who is rude to the waiter or doesn't like cats and dogs.

4.   The five most essential words for a healthy, long-lasting relationship are:  "I apologize", and "You are right."

5.   Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

6.   When you make a mistake, make amends immediately.  It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm.

7.   The best advice my mother gave me was, "Go! You might meet somebody!"

8.    Pick your battles. Will this matter one year from now?  One month? One day?  Don't sweat the small stuff.

9.    Never pass up an opportunity to use the bathroom.  It may be your last chance for a long time.

10.  Never underestimate the kindness of your fellow man.  Most people are better than you think.

11.  Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas.

12.  Be nice to your friends.  You never know when you are going to need them to visit you in the nursing home.