Fun ones.
----- Original Message -----
THUMB SUCKING
A boy had reached four without giving up the habit of sucking his
thumb, though his mother had tried everything from bribery to
reasoning to painting it with lemon juice to discourage the habit.
Finally she tried threats, warning her son that, "If you don't stop
sucking your thumb, your stomach is going to blow up like a
balloon." Later that day, walking in the park, mother and son saw a
pregnant woman sitting on a bench. The four-year-old considered her
gravely for a minute, then spoke to her saying, "Uh-oh ... I know
what you've been doing."
THE LORD'S PRAYER
A mother was teaching her 3-year-old the Lord's prayer. For several
evenings at bedtime she repeated it after her mother. One night she
said she was ready to solo. The mother listened with pride as she
carefully enunciated each word, right up to the end of the prayer.
"Lead us not into temptation," she prayed, "but deliver us some
e-mail, Amen."
SO KEEP THE SINGING DOWN, OK?
A Sunday school teacher asked her little children, as they were on
the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in
church?" One bright little girl replied, "Because people are
sleeping."