Kids Kids Kids - Enjoy Them!
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Ever notice that a human baby doesn't walk until it's tall enough to reach a parent's hand?
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Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like clearing the drive before it has stopped snowing.
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"There is only one pretty child in the world and every parent has it."-  Chinese Proverb.
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Mothers of teens know why animals eat their young.
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I asked Mom if I was a gifted child ...she said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me.
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Children are natural mimics, who act like their parents despite  every effort to teach them good manners.
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Children will soon forget your presents, but they will always remember your presence.

*Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.
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The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own.
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Becoming aware of my character defects leads me naturally to the next step of blaming my parents.
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We did have to childproof our home about 3 years ago ... but  somehow they still get in!
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Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

*Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.
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When mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.
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You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time, but you can never fool a Mom.

A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've  purchased new school clothes.
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Anyone who says 'Easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried it.
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Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 telling them to sit down and shut-up.
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The best inheritance parents can give their children is a few minutes of their time each day.