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Arbitrator |ar'-bi-tray-ter|:
A cook that quits Arby's to work at McDonald's.

Avoidable |uh-voy'-duh-buhl|:
What a bullfighter tries to do.

Baloney |buh-lo'-nee|:
Where some hemlines fall.

Bernadette |burn'-a-det|:
The act of torching a mortgage.

Burglarize |bur'-gler-ize|:
What a crook sees with.

Control |kon-trol'|:
A short, ugly inmate.

Counterfeiters |kown-ter-fit-ers|:
Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.

Eclipse |i-klips'|:
what an English barber does for a living.

Eyedropper |i'-drop-ur|:
a clumsy ophthalmologist.

Heroes |hee'-rhos|:
what a guy in a boat does.

Left Bank |left' bangk'|:
what the robber did when his bag was full of loot.

Misty |mis'-tee|:
How golfers create divots.

Paradox |par'-u-doks|:
two physicians.

Parasites |par'-uh-sites|:
what you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.

Pharmacist |farm'-uh-sist|:
a helper on the farm.

Polarize |po'-lur-ize|:
what penguins see with.

Primate |pri'-mat|:
removing your spouse from in front of the TV.

Relief |ree-leef'|:
what trees do in the spring.

Rubberneck |rub'-er-nek|:
what you do to relax your wife.

Seamstress |seem'-stres|:
describes 250 pounds in a size six.

Selfish |sel'-fish|:
what the owner of a seafood store does.

Subdued |sub-dood'|:
like, a guy, like, works on one of those, like, submarines, man.

Sudafed |sood'-a-fed|:
bringing litigation against a government official.